Friday, February 6, 2009

The Anatomy of a Mustache

I can't believe my last post to this blog was in November of last year. I need not say that I'm lazy; that goes without saying. Since I'm just about the only male I know that makes posts to the family blog I guess I got a bit embarrassed. Pretty much all of Audra's friends blog like crazy and they use it in place of their scrapbooking. Audra, however, does not know how to post but she keeps saying she wants to learn. Until then, I'll be resuming my duties of being the family poster.

That being said, I have the right to post whatever I want. Normally one (Audra) wouldn't consider having a mustache a noteworthy happening in the life of this little family. But, I disagree. If you have read this blog before, you may have remembered a post I made a little over a year ago regarding one of my attempts to grow a mustache. Well, the images you're about to see are much different. This mustache, friends, is 100% real and 100% awesome.

Warning: These images are not for the faint of heart. Ladies, if you think mustaches are gross, tough.

The first image is the precursor to any good mustache, the full beard. I must say that I enjoyed having the beard. It's a great manifestation of pure testosterone.

The next images are the final result of the mustache building process. Notice that all my poses are what a typical cool guy with a mustache would do. Dudes with mustaches don't smile, unless they're from the 70s.

I hope this post has been sufficiently extravagant to make up for the lack of posting to this blog during the last few months. I promise to be better, but probably won't. But that doesn't matter to the casual blog reader that only checks in once every few months.


John and Laura Hall said...

I always check your blog faithfully! And I really love the picture at the top. Did you create that? So cool. Maybe you should create something for johhny and I. And about the mustache... can you say 'pedophile'?

Sarah Jayne said...

This post most certainly makes up for the lack of posting. But I'd also like to see pictures of your posterity as we see her so little. I would really like to see a smile with the mustache...just for kicks!

severts5 said...

You're my idol Jeff!! I'm thinking about giving myself an injection of testosterone just to try and keep up with that forest on your upper lip. I'd kill to be half the man you are.

Ryan said...

You're lucky you're not standing in front of me at this very moment, because I'd probably stab you in a fit of jealous rage.

I hate you.